from the Potato Shack
Not entirely true.
I forgot what this one's about.
Ein sof ohr.
Mostly true.
The bite force to sever a finger and a carrot are equal.
Or, maybe not...
Creepy if you just moved in somewhere new.
Where does the time go...
An Ode To Potatoes.
For writers.
The original was darker...
Meant to be read to another person, to scare them.
I... don't think you should read this one...
:(
Clever.
Romans 12:19.
Best not to open doors you can't close.
This should scare you.
This will scare you.
This is the world we live in. Scary.
The process of sprouting a potato in a cool lit place.
Silly but this is nearly true.
Don't mess with mama!